From massive protests to a puny parade, America really let Donald Trump down

[Jilly_in_VA]

Rex Huppke

Well, Americans, I hope you’re happy with yourselves. You really let President Donald Trump down June 14.

All he wanted was to celebrate his 79th birthday with a massive military parade that made him look powerful, scary and beloved. Instead, thanks to millions of Americans and their stupid First Amendment rights, he got a derpy, dull parade overshadowed by massive nationwide protests denouncing him.

People from Virginia to California and everywhere in between were hoisting signs that said mean things about President Trump like “IF MELANIA DOESN’T HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM…WHY DO WE?” and “You sucked in Home Alone 2,” referring to the 1992 movie in which Trump had a cameo.

Nice job, guys. Do you know how hurtful that was for a man who just wanted to have a cool birthday parade that would make him feel like a powerful dictator?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/06/16/trump-military-parade-ice-protests-no-kings/84223316007/

This is hilarious! I suggest you read while NOT drinking something. I almost had coffee all over my keyboard.

[SheltieLover]

1. Kick

[lastlib]

2. Let him down, my a**.....

We slammed his butt to the curb and pissed on it.

[KT2000]

3. Spent the day

with wonderful people who care!! Came home and saw trump's face at the parade and laughed. It was a good day!