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Ptah

(33,723 posts) Fri Apr 25, 2025, 08:39 PM Apr 25

I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.

She still isn't talking to me.

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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick. (Original Post) Ptah Apr 25 OP

ROFL!!!! some_of_us_are_sane Apr 25 #1

It was so nice knowing you, I forwarded your post to her. We'll be there with some flowers for you. Wonder Why Apr 25 #2

Any preference on the flowers? Permanut Apr 25 #3

May I suggest Venus Flytraps? Wicked Blue Saturday #6

Henny Youngman Earl_from_PA Apr 25 #4

Best joke (I hope it's a joke) I've heard in ages. If it isn't a joke, it's been nice knowing you! MLAA Apr 25 #5

When she can resume talking True Dough Saturday #7

So corny, but funny. Emile Saturday #8

some_of_us_are_sane

(1,202 posts)

1. ROFL!!!!

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Fri Apr 25, 2025, 08:41 PM

Apr 25

Wonder Why

(5,592 posts)

2. It was so nice knowing you, I forwarded your post to her. We'll be there with some flowers for you.

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Fri Apr 25, 2025, 08:42 PM

Apr 25

Permanut

(7,062 posts)

3. Any preference on the flowers?

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Fri Apr 25, 2025, 09:14 PM

Apr 25

Wicked Blue

(7,924 posts)

6. May I suggest Venus Flytraps?

Reply to Permanut (Reply #3)

Sat Apr 26, 2025, 02:48 PM

Saturday

Earl_from_PA

(241 posts)

4. Henny Youngman

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Fri Apr 25, 2025, 09:28 PM

Apr 25

Is alive and well at democratic underground....

MLAA

(19,165 posts)

5. Best joke (I hope it's a joke) I've heard in ages. If it isn't a joke, it's been nice knowing you!

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Fri Apr 25, 2025, 10:20 PM

Apr 25

True Dough

(22,854 posts)

7. When she can resume talking

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sat Apr 26, 2025, 03:19 PM

Saturday

her first words might be, "Ptah, you dipstick!"

Emile

(34,283 posts)

8. So corny, but funny.

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sat Apr 26, 2025, 03:32 PM

Saturday

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