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lastlib

(25,829 posts) Tue Apr 29, 2025, 01:10 PM Tuesday

A suspect has been arrested in connection with....

...the attack on the Energizer bunny.

He has been charged with assaultin' battery.

(you KNEW that was coming......... )

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A suspect has been arrested in connection with.... (Original Post) lastlib Tuesday OP

I hope they put him in a dry cell, good for weeks under normal use. marble falls Tuesday #1

I didn't know it was coming. Sneederbunk Tuesday #2

You should keep up with current events lastlib Tuesday #3

That's a good one. Rizen Tuesday #4

That happened a while ago. LudwigPastorius Tuesday #5

I hope you're not trying to short-circuit the humor here..... lastlib Tuesday #6

_ LudwigPastorius Tuesday #7

I must be feeling a little drained today... Niagara Wednesday #8

You just need a little juice, you'll be fine.... lastlib Wednesday #9

If he was on the run for a while ... surrealAmerican Wednesday #10

marble falls

(65,029 posts)

1. I hope they put him in a dry cell, good for weeks under normal use.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 01:15 PM

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Sneederbunk

(16,109 posts)

2. I didn't know it was coming.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 01:19 PM

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It was a shock.

lastlib

(25,829 posts)

3. You should keep up with current events

Reply to Sneederbunk (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 01:23 PM

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If you had kept up, you would have known there were positive developments in the case.

Rizen

(867 posts)

4. That's a good one.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:54 PM

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LudwigPastorius

(12,321 posts)

5. That happened a while ago.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:28 PM

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That's anode story.

lastlib

(25,829 posts)

6. I hope you're not trying to short-circuit the humor here.....

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:47 PM

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The Lounge is no place to be negative.

OTOH, I suppose the joke was re-volting to some.

LudwigPastorius

(12,321 posts)

7. _

Reply to lastlib (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:56 PM

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Niagara

(10,544 posts)

8. I must be feeling a little drained today...

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2025, 10:31 AM

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it took me awhile to power up a few puns.

lastlib

(25,829 posts)

9. You just need a little juice, you'll be fine....

Reply to Niagara (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 30, 2025, 10:34 AM

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Maybe some electrolytes will raise your energy level.

We all need a little recharge now and then.

surrealAmerican

(11,615 posts)

10. If he was on the run for a while ...

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2025, 11:59 AM

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... he ought to be discharged soon.

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