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A skit you never saw or heard - featuring John Cleese 🌸🌹🌺🌻🌼
Scene: A psychiatrist's office, the Dr. (Cleese) is meeting with a new patient..
Tim Brooke-Taylor: Well, I was saying, I’ve started to meet girls in the course
of our business and at parties and socially, and well, I don’t like to tell
them about, well, it’s not a thing you can tell people about . . .
John Cleese: Come on, come on! Spit it out!
TBT: Sometimes I think . . . sometimes I really . . . (He mumbles inaudibly)
JC: What?! You come in here, you won’t say what’s up, it’s all bloody
mumbling! I can’t hear a word, you’re all tensed up like all the other nuts that
come in here. You know how much fun this is, listening to loonies eight hours
a day? It’s so boring! (louder) So will you please tell me, in God’s name,
what’s the matter with you?!
Long pause
TBT: I think I’m a rabbit!
JC: You stupid loony! ’Course you’re not a rabbit! Pull yourself together!
TBT: I’m a rabbit! (imitating)
JC: Look, if you were a rabbit, you’d have big long ears, wouldn’t you?!
TBT: They dropped off when I came in!
JC: Look, if you say you’re a rabbit once more, I’ll smash your face in! Now,
what are you?!
TBT: I’m a . . . I’m a . . . dog. (panting)
JC: Right, that’s better! Here’s a bone, we’ll take it from there next week.
of our business and at parties and socially, and well, I don’t like to tell
them about, well, it’s not a thing you can tell people about . . .
John Cleese: Come on, come on! Spit it out!
TBT: Sometimes I think . . . sometimes I really . . . (He mumbles inaudibly)
JC: What?! You come in here, you won’t say what’s up, it’s all bloody
mumbling! I can’t hear a word, you’re all tensed up like all the other nuts that
come in here. You know how much fun this is, listening to loonies eight hours
a day? It’s so boring! (louder) So will you please tell me, in God’s name,
what’s the matter with you?!
Long pause
TBT: I think I’m a rabbit!
JC: You stupid loony! ’Course you’re not a rabbit! Pull yourself together!
TBT: I’m a rabbit! (imitating)
JC: Look, if you were a rabbit, you’d have big long ears, wouldn’t you?!
TBT: They dropped off when I came in!
JC: Look, if you say you’re a rabbit once more, I’ll smash your face in! Now,
what are you?!
TBT: I’m a . . . I’m a . . . dog. (panting)
JC: Right, that’s better! Here’s a bone, we’ll take it from there next week.
From So Anyway
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/so-anyway-john-cleese/1118738846