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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums"Forty Cows" is the phrase for today. Modify a DU thread title to include "Forty Cows".
Rearranging and cleaning my Forty Cows today.
Props to catbyte for the inspiration
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"Forty Cows" is the phrase for today. Modify a DU thread title to include "Forty Cows". (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Aug 27
OP
Denmark has summoned US diplomat to explain why Forty American Cows are conducting spy operations in Greenland
Donkees
Aug 27
#9
Sneederbunk
(16,859 posts)1. Let's not and say we did.
Floyd R. Turbo
(31,150 posts)2. Let's not and say we did forty cows! 🤗
True Dough
(24,639 posts)5. Relentless!

Floyd R. Turbo
(31,150 posts)10. My middle name! 😁
Beartracks
(14,133 posts)3. "Big DOGE blunder could require everyone be assigned forty cows: report"
It's the new "forty acres and a mule"!
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Floyd R. Turbo
(31,150 posts)11. 😂🐮
jls4561
(2,742 posts)4. Big DOGE blunder could require everyone be assigned Forty Cows.
I somehow feel the need to post a disclaimer saying this is not the Onion.
True Dough
(24,639 posts)6. So, the motherfucking pedophile paid a compliment to 40 cows
Floyd R. Turbo
(31,150 posts)13. 🤗🐮
neeksgeek
(1,239 posts)7. "I Am The Most Fabulous Whiner. I Do Whine Because I Want Forty Cows..."
Floyd R. Turbo
(31,150 posts)14. 😂🐮
quaint
(4,207 posts)8. Has anyone polled the forty cows to determine what they think of gun control?
Donkees
(33,209 posts)9. Denmark has summoned US diplomat to explain why Forty American Cows are conducting spy operations in Greenland
MiHale
(12,195 posts)17. A DC grand jury declined to indict Forty Cows sandwich guy!
Oeditpus Rex
(42,824 posts)18. 'Thanksgiving '97.
The day Barney was killed by forty cows."
(Cows with guns, apparently.)
Floyd R. Turbo
(31,150 posts)21. 😁
Harker
(16,923 posts)19. Post a question about forty cows and see if anyone knows the answer without using Google.
flvegan
(65,323 posts)23. Taylor Swift and Forty Cows Announce Their Engagement