A Merry Door Buzzard Christmas to All

[Donkees]

[Polybius]

1. Lol!

For those that don't know:

Could my neighbors be in federal trouble?

My wife and I dealing with the two down stairs from our condo. Right inside the security door which is used for all 4 apatments there is a mat reading Merry Christmas. My Wife would have been fine with Season Greetings or Happy Holidays. My wife has left letters explaining her objections. But those have been rip down and the mat remains.

Today my wife received a package from amazon of stuff she ordered ON the package was written Merry Christmas and Christmas underline. We found the package on the steps to the condo. In order for the mailman to get in the buzzard needs rung or you need a key.

If one of these neighbors wrote this on my wife's package did they deface postal property? Can they be in trouble?/excerpt]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027423760

[TurboDem]

2. Thank you for the link.

I re-read this every year just to lift my spirits. I literally laugh out loud every time I read it!

[mahina]

3. All time classic. So much laughter

So many great DUers

Aloha

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Merry Door Buzzard Christmas to you, Donkees!

It wouldn't be Christmas without the Door Buzzard!!

Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa cheer cover most of us here but the Door Buzzard covers us all. 🌞🎁🎄❤️

[Donkees]

7. We get to celebrate the happy memories and DUers of Christmas Past

Merry Door Buzzard Christmas to you, littlemissmartypants

[Niagara]

5. Kudos to those DU'ers who evoke the great the Door Buzzard thread every Christmas

I wonder what happened to ol' Ebenezer Scrooge and his bah humbug wife.





https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027423760



I've placed "Christmas" in my DU word trash can due to thread creators sneaking in food threads. It has nothing to do with me despising Christmas or anything. I had to this for Thanksgiving as well.



And so here I am writing "Merry Christmas" with Christmas underlined on your Amazon packages after ringing the door buzzard!!


🎅🎄●'◡'● 🎁


P.S. I love the buzzard image, Donkees!

[Donkees]

8. The Buzzard is New York street art, (might be on a trash transfer station)

A Happy Door Buzzard Christmas to you, Niagara

[orangecrush]

6. Remembering pinboy3niner

[Alliepoo]

9. Yes.

He is missed.