What do you call advice from a cow? Answer is beef tips

[debm55]

[Historic NY]

1. Utterance

[debm55]

3. Sorry, not correct Historic NY, but thanks for trying.

[marble falls]

2. Guernsey or Jersey?

[debm55]

4. Sorry not correct, marble falls. TY for trying.

[Fla Dem]

5. Udder nonsense.

[debm55]

6. Excellent answer.Fla Dem . But not correct. Thank you for trying

[LoisB]

7. A moo(t) point?

[debm55]

8. Great answer but not correct. Thank you for trying , LoisB

[AmBlue]

9. Cownseling?

[debm55]

10. Terrific answer , AmBlue, but not the correct answer. thank you for trying.

[markbark]

11. More...

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a cow who ALMOST jumps a barbed wire fence?
Udder disaster

What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
De-calf-innated.

What do you call a male bovine who just swallowed a hand grenade?
Abominable

What do you call the sme bovie after the grenade goes off?
Noble

[debm55]

12. HAHAHHAHHAHAH. Thank you very much, markbark. for sharing the cow jokes.