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Marthe48

(22,928 posts) Sat Feb 21, 2026, 09:58 PM Saturday

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony

lolol

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What do you call a guy with no shins? (Original Post) Marthe48 Saturday OP

Toe-knee. Permanut Saturday #1

Oh geezzz. Srkdqltr Saturday #2

What do you call a hispanic woman with no legs? JoseBalow Yesterday #3

Nope. Iggo Yesterday #4

What do you call a woman with the Spanish Flu? KarenNotKaren 18 hrs ago #5

What about the guy with 3 legs and no shins who sings R&B? KarenNotKaren 17 hrs ago #6

Permanut

(8,210 posts)

1. Toe-knee.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sat Feb 21, 2026, 10:46 PM

Saturday

Not bad, I'd give it about a 5.

Srkdqltr

(9,624 posts)

2. Oh geezzz.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sat Feb 21, 2026, 11:22 PM

Saturday

I had an Uncle Tony who would have loved that. Second thought, he probably heard it.

JoseBalow

(9,399 posts)

3. What do you call a hispanic woman with no legs?

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 12:08 AM

Yesterday

Consuelo

Iggo

(49,818 posts)

4. Nope.

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #3)

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 04:12 AM

Yesterday

KarenNotKaren

(6 posts)

5. What do you call a woman with the Spanish Flu?

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #3)

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 10:43 AM

18 hrs ago

Dolores

KarenNotKaren

(6 posts)

6. What about the guy with 3 legs and no shins who sings R&B?

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 11:23 AM

17 hrs ago

Tony! Toni! Tone!

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