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debm55

(62,268 posts) Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:08 PM Apr 8

Joke of the Day, Why did the coffee file a police report? Answer is---He was mugged.

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Joke of the Day, Why did the coffee file a police report? Answer is---He was mugged. (Original Post) debm55 Apr 8 OP

Donut know...why? MiHale Apr 8 #1

HAHHHAHHAHHA, Great answer but not the correct answer, MiHale. debm55 Apr 8 #3

It had grounds? nt intheozone Apr 8 #2

Sorry intheozone. Terrific answer but not the correct answer. debm55 Apr 8 #4

For assault Cirsium Apr 8 #5

Sorry , Cirsium but it is not the correct answer. debm55 Apr 8 #6

Not to be niggling (but that's kinda my personality), but what you regularly post as "Joke of the Day" AZJonnie Apr 8 #7

Thank you , AZJonnie. I look at them more as jokes. debm55 Apr 8 #8

Got me on this one. I would have been way off. LoisB Apr 8 #9

It;s all in fun, LoisB. debm55 Apr 8 #10

...and great fun it is too. Thank you debm55. LoisB Apr 8 #13

Thank you. debm55 Apr 8 #14

I have had coffee EYESORE 9001 Apr 8 #11

HAHHAHHHAHHAHAH. Thank you EYESORE 9001 debm55 Apr 8 #12

MiHale

(13,230 posts)

1. Donut know...why?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:10 PM

Apr 8

debm55

(62,268 posts)

3. HAHHHAHHAHHA, Great answer but not the correct answer, MiHale.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:12 PM

Apr 8

intheozone

(1,139 posts)

2. It had grounds? nt

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:11 PM

Apr 8

debm55

(62,268 posts)

4. Sorry intheozone. Terrific answer but not the correct answer.

Reply to intheozone (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:14 PM

Apr 8

Cirsium

(4,164 posts)

5. For assault

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:20 PM

Apr 8

Someone creamed it.

debm55

(62,268 posts)

6. Sorry , Cirsium but it is not the correct answer.

Reply to Cirsium (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:22 PM

Apr 8

AZJonnie

(4,122 posts)

7. Not to be niggling (but that's kinda my personality), but what you regularly post as "Joke of the Day"

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:22 PM

Apr 8

(which are fun and I appreciate the effort) are actually more "riddles" than "jokes".

Just saying

debm55

(62,268 posts)

8. Thank you , AZJonnie. I look at them more as jokes.

Reply to AZJonnie (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:25 PM

Apr 8

LoisB

(13,643 posts)

9. Got me on this one. I would have been way off.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:26 PM

Apr 8

debm55

(62,268 posts)

10. It;s all in fun, LoisB.

Reply to LoisB (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:28 PM

Apr 8

LoisB

(13,643 posts)

13. ...and great fun it is too. Thank you debm55.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #10)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:32 PM

Apr 8

debm55

(62,268 posts)

14. Thank you.

Reply to LoisB (Reply #13)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:34 PM

Apr 8

EYESORE 9001

(29,943 posts)

11. I have had coffee

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:29 PM

Apr 8

that was so bad it warranted a call to the police 🚔

debm55

(62,268 posts)

12. HAHHAHHHAHHAHAH. Thank you EYESORE 9001

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #11)

Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:30 PM

Apr 8

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