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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained.
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What did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained. (Original Post)
debm55
May 7
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displacedvermoter
(5,011 posts)1. You look flushed!
debm55
(61,810 posts)4. Congadulations, you are correct.
LogDog75
(1,373 posts)2. You look a little flushed.
debm55
(61,810 posts)5. Congratulations you are correct.
John1956PA
(5,119 posts)3. "I am feeling drained."
debm55
(61,810 posts)6. Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations,
John1956PA
(5,119 posts)15. Thanks for the thread. Please see my follow-up comment below.
debm55
(61,810 posts)17. Your very welcome, John1956PA
displacedvermoter
(5,011 posts)7. Outstanding!
John1956PA
(5,119 posts)14. "Shut your trap!" might work as well. I appreciate clean bathroom humor.
debm55
(61,810 posts)18. Good one, John1956PA
LuckyCharms
(23,096 posts)8. Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work...
so the better question would be...
What DIDN'T the bathtub say to the toilet, over and over again, obnoxiously?
debm55
(61,810 posts)10. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky.
debm55
(61,810 posts)16. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA. thank you Lucky.
LuckyCharms
(23,096 posts)9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that
it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:
MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!
debm55
(61,810 posts)11. Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH.
some_of_us_are_sane
(3,593 posts)12. To quote Beyonce....
"If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!"
debm55
(61,810 posts)13. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane.
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