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What did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained. (Original Post) debm55 May 7 OP
You look flushed! displacedvermoter May 7 #1
Congadulations, you are correct. debm55 May 7 #4
You look a little flushed. LogDog75 May 7 #2
Congratulations you are correct. debm55 May 7 #5
"I am feeling drained." John1956PA May 7 #3
Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations, debm55 May 7 #6
Thanks for the thread. Please see my follow-up comment below. John1956PA May 7 #15
Your very welcome, John1956PA debm55 May 7 #17
Outstanding! displacedvermoter May 7 #7
"Shut your trap!" might work as well. I appreciate clean bathroom humor. John1956PA May 7 #14
Good one, John1956PA debm55 May 7 #18
Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work... LuckyCharms May 7 #8
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky. debm55 May 7 #10
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA. thank you Lucky. debm55 May 7 #16
Deb, the bathtub was so angry that LuckyCharms May 7 #9
Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH. debm55 May 7 #11
To quote Beyonce.... some_of_us_are_sane May 7 #12
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane. debm55 May 7 #13

LuckyCharms

(23,096 posts)
8. Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work...
Thu May 7, 2026, 09:59 AM
May 7

so the better question would be...

What DIDN'T the bathtub say to the toilet, over and over again, obnoxiously?

LuckyCharms

(23,096 posts)
9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that
Thu May 7, 2026, 10:09 AM
May 7

it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:

MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!

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