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Ptah

(34,190 posts) Mon May 25, 2026, 11:09 AM May 25

I considered getting born again,

but I didn't want to put my poor mother through that.

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I considered getting born again, (Original Post) Ptah May 25 OP

..... have you considered a petri dish or a glass test tube for your second arrival ? magicarpet May 25 #1

Laura Petrie was a dish! Oo la la ! Ptah May 25 #2

reincarnation, maybe? rurallib May 25 #3

Just don't choose the Appalachian alternative EYESORE 9001 May 25 #4

magicarpet

(19,527 posts)

1. ..... have you considered a petri dish or a glass test tube for your second arrival ?

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Mon May 25, 2026, 11:25 AM

May 25

If you could pull it off you would have two birthdays and then entitled to double the gifts and double the cake those two days.

Happy Birthday TWICE.....

Ptah

(34,190 posts)

2. Laura Petrie was a dish! Oo la la !

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Mon May 25, 2026, 11:38 AM

May 25

rurallib

(64,920 posts)

3. reincarnation, maybe?

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Mon May 25, 2026, 11:44 AM

May 25

but before you can reincarnate there is a step you must go through

EYESORE 9001

(30,003 posts)

4. Just don't choose the Appalachian alternative

Reply to rurallib (Reply #3)

Mon May 25, 2026, 12:06 PM

May 25

Reintarnation. Nobody wants to come back as a hillbilly.

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