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Duncanpup

(14,637 posts) Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:54 PM 7 hrs ago

I know my dog loves me unconditionally.

Yet as i sit here and eat this grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup. There is no doubt in my mind in that he’d sell my soul to the devil for a bite.

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I know my dog loves me unconditionally. (Original Post) Duncanpup 7 hrs ago OP

You are going to have to start eating in a closet. Poor Dunc. I hope you gave him at least LoisB 6 hrs ago #1

But after he finishes your meal PikaBlue 6 hrs ago #2

Both things are true in the world of dog. dchill 4 hrs ago #3

Dogs give their love away by their slobber. Cats give you the stare... erronis 4 hrs ago #4

But then they wind around your ankles... 3catwoman3 2 hrs ago #5

LoisB

(10,784 posts)

1. You are going to have to start eating in a closet. Poor Dunc. I hope you gave him at least

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:37 PM

6 hrs ago

a bite of your sandwich.

PikaBlue

(329 posts)

2. But after he finishes your meal

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:37 PM

6 hrs ago

he'll march into hell to retrieve your soul. Dogs are like that.

dchill

(42,652 posts)

3. Both things are true in the world of dog.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 08:52 PM

4 hrs ago

erronis

(20,171 posts)

4. Dogs give their love away by their slobber. Cats give you the stare...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 09:08 PM

4 hrs ago

"Give me what I want or I'll do unspeakable things."

Might not be as bad as "eat your face", but there are other subtle actions.

3catwoman3

(26,872 posts)

5. But then they wind around your ankles...

Reply to erronis (Reply #4)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 10:37 PM

2 hrs ago

…or head butt you while purring, and all is forgiven.

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