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[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. I laughed! But dated 2055?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. Yes, he should be in his ninth consecutive term. Winning bigly every time.

[Seinan Sensei]

11. Weekend at Bernie's

[erronis]

4. He will be well preserved in formaldehyde but his avatar will live on.

3D reality - no goggles needed. He'll keep looking younger and younger every appearance.

The crowds will swell with adoring very similar-looking figures. All chanting in perfect unison.

The few remaining dogey-boys will be running the controls behind the curtain with a virtual musky creature lording it over them.

[twodogsbarking]

6. Oh shit, I want to outlive him. You know why. The party, peeing on him.

[MayReasonRule]

8. He'd Probably Bury Himself With A Funnel In His Mouth To Facilitate His "Pleasure"...

But I'd damn sure piss on his headstone!

[CloudWatcher]

7. Sunday, December 20th 2055. :)

December 20th in 2055 is a Monday. It is a Sunday next year though (2026).

[surfered]

2. LOL

[dchill]

5. O. M. G. !

That's SOOOOO good! 👍👍👍

[Wounded Bear]

9. OK, that got a chuckle...

[twodogsbarking]

10. It's Fred's fault.

[mamacita75]

12. OMG

Thank you so much! What a great laugh!

[Nigrum Cattus]

13. Don't give em any ideas

[orangecrush]

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