FORE! - Don Caron & Ibid Anon - Parody Project

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Inspired by a line from the book "Commander in Cheat" by Rick Reilly;
"Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf," Reilly wrote. "He throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'” Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender.


LYRICS
by Don Caron

Markets crashing but he’s got no shame
He swings his golf club, all the same
The ball goes up and the stocks go down
The economy sinks while he plays the round

Fore!
On the green while the country’s in the red
The golf course will forever be the place to which he’s fled
His golf bill’s running close to thirty million just this year
Musk should use his chainsaw and cut that, to be clear

Fallen heroes honored under skies somber and gray
He skipped the ceremony to avoid tee-time delay
No respect to offer since it wasn’t about him
With that guy as the leader, the future looks a little dim

Fore!
He??s on the green. so watch out for the lies
He’ll fudge and fluff and foozle, and not bother to disguise
He’ll kick the ball to move it where he’ll have a better shot
That’s how he runs the country, too.
Do you think it’s not?

Clubs in the bag, and he’s ready to cheat
His tricks on the course just can’t be beat
He’s able to win when he’s not even there
Grabbing the top score right out of thin air.

How you do one thing is how you do it all
If you cheat at golf it’s gonna snowball
He’ll cheat on his wives; he’ll cheat the country, too
Cheating is what he’s always gonna do

Fore!
He’s on the green. so watch out for the lies
He’ll fudge and fluff and foozle, and not bother to disguise
He’ll kick the ball to move it where he’ll have a better shot
That’s how he runs the country, too.
Do you think it’s not?

Fallen heroes honored under skies somber and gray
He skipped the ceremony to avoid tee-time delay
No respect to offer since it wasn’t about him.
With that guy as the leader, the future looks a little dim

Fore!
He’s on the green. so watch out for the lies
He’ll fudge and fluff and foozle, and not bother to disguise
He’ll kick the ball to move it where he’ll have a better shot
That’s how he runs the country, too.
Do you think it’s not?