Kimmel: Trump Hawks Phones in Newest Grift, Bails from G7 Summit & The Curious Case of MyPillow Mike Lindell

[TexasTowelie]

Guillermo fell asleep during our regularly-scheduled all-staff HR meeting on Zoom, Trump bailed early from the G7 Summit, he took to Truth Social to attack President Emmanuel Macron of France, before he skipped town he held a joint presser with the Prime Minister of the UK to tout a big, beautiful new trade deal, Trump is especially upset with Pete Hegseth for getting the tone of his birthday parade all wrong, he is now hawking a new mobile phone that appears to be a reskinned version of a Chinese phone made by a company called Wingtech, there was a historic meeting between the Holy Father Pope Leo and the Godfather Al Pacino, after seeing a kindergarten teach identify her students only by voice, Jimmy tried it with some staff members here at the show, and we dig deep into the details of MyPillow Man Mike Lindell’s Defamation case.

[tulipsandroses]

1. Disappointing to hear that Instant Pot will have a trump instant pot. If true, I will no longer buy any of their

products. WTF does a a pressure cooker have to do with trump?? Makes no damn sense.