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deminks

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Tue Jan 28, 2025, 02:56 PM Jan 2025

Jeff Tiedrich: Donald declared military victory over California

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/befuddled-old-fart-claims-brilliant

Late last night, in a daring raid, the brave US soldiers of the Twelfth Spigot-Opening Battalion overcame the rebel forces of Mad Governor Newsom in what will forever be known as the Battle of the Ginormous Fucking Faucet That Doesn’t Actually Exist.

Trump:

"The United States Military just entered the Great State of California and, under Emergency Powers, TURNED ON THE WATER flowing abundantly from the Pacific Northwest, and beyond. The days of putting a Fake Environmental argument, over the PEOPLE, are OVER. Enjoy the water, California!!!”


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Jeff Tiedrich: Donald declared military victory over California (Original Post) deminks Jan 2025 OP
Dumbkirk II Blue Owl Jan 2025 #1
Who hasn't heard the Battalion call to battle and not felt a frisson down their spine?!?! Probatim Jan 2025 #2

Probatim

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2. Who hasn't heard the Battalion call to battle and not felt a frisson down their spine?!?!
Tue Jan 28, 2025, 03:04 PM
Jan 2025

Righty Tighty! Lefty Loosey!

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