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Aldi was selling cooked ham with 110% British Pork. 4 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 2283

Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone 4 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 2148

Thai airline allows passengers to buy seat for 'supernatural' dolls. 0 forest444 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1560

NJ Women fined $500 for taking care of abandoned baby squirrels 10 Tien1985 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 4 2716

Virginia man charged in 'suspicious bacon' case 0 LiberalEsto Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1447

Grimm's fairy tales actually thousands of years old. 2 Bad Dog Jan 2016 Jan 2016 3 1992

Guess woman not sure how painkillers and muscle relaxants got inside her. 0 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1435

You KNOW what State man attacks mother after the dog ate his pot. 0 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1900

Kentucky man charged with stealing animals, offering to return them in exchange for sex 2 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1533

Florida Man and Florida Woman arrested for doing it on a park bench. 1 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 2068

Raining in Pembrokeshire village, Eglwyswrw, for 81 days 0 muriel_volestrangler Jan 2016 Jan 2016 4 1331

Russia highway robbery: Official 'stole 50km road' 0 muriel_volestrangler Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1406

Fugitive who sent police selfie to replace 'terrible' mugshot arrested in Florida 0 eppur_se_muova Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1453

You KNOW what State woman gets upset her engagement ring was a regift 0 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1537

Woman makes sourdough bread using yeast from her own vagina 9 47of74 Nov 2015 Jan 2016 0 2115

Girl calls 911 after accidently touching an Elf on the Shelf 1 47of74 Dec 2015 Jan 2016 1 1584

Utah Grandma Pleads Guilty After Meth Pipe Found in Backpack 1 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1596

German man dies after blowing up condom machine 5 shenmue Dec 2015 Jan 2016 1 2029

Pizza wasn't the only thing getting baked at California Pizza Hut on New Year's Eve 3 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1629

Masked, Costumed, Tattooed Man Arrested For Disturbance At Oklahoma Kum & Go 4 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1973

Wisconsin considering increasing penalties for hiding a corpse 2 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1576

Woman stabs boyfriend 5 times after she finds him having relations with a turkey carcass 11 trusty elf Dec 2015 Jan 2016 0 2638

Cops: Shoplifter Bit Off Walmart Worker's Finger 1 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1575

Couple gets engaged at Wal-Mart, arrested for stealing sex toys (NOT Florida) 4 UrbScotty Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 2012

Dumb Criminals: After Proposing At Wal-Mart, Couple Goes On Sex Toy Shoplifting Spree 0 Initech Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1713

@_FloridaMan gives fake name to deputy in hopes of not being arrested. Fake name has a DUI. 1 UrbScotty Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1675

Man assaults another with "can of beans and bacon" 2 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1786

Car robbed at anti-robbery press conference 0 UrbScotty Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1542

This Is Why You Never Tell A Horse Penis Joke In Kyrgyzstan 1 jakeXT Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1730

Naked Peeping Tom wearing Ronald Reagan mask caught on camera in Vestavia Hills 1 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 3 1883

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Woman fights DUI by claiming that her body brews alcohol 2 UrbScotty Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1710

Pistol Pulled During Penis Pump Beef 0 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1375

Teen hockey game canceled after Zamboni driver destroys rink 1 n2doc Dec 2015 Dec 2015 2 1813

(Guess) Woman riding motorized cart through Walmart while eating chicken, drinking wine arrested. 2 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2567

New Year’s Eve Underwear Traditions from Around the World That You Didn’t Know Existed 0 TexasTowelie Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1543

Cop Crashed Cruiser Into Ditch After This Owl Attacked His Head 4 jakeXT Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 1893

400-pound, bearded woman sought in San Diego stabbing 4 rug Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2522

"Fecal Transplant"??? 5 TreasonousBastard Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2154

Indiana woman rolls truck trying to put her shoe on. 1 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1404

Woman Arrested After Fighting with Husband who Wouldn't Stop Farting. 8 RiffRandell Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1944

Man who smuggled turtles in pants pleads guilty 2 UrbScotty Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 1643

Man wearing only trench coat and cloth penis eats toilet paper in attempt to foil breathalyzer 2 47of74 Nov 2015 Dec 2015 1 1523

Funeral shrine celebrates fallen Texas A&M cockroach 1 TexasTowelie Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2310

(Guess) man busted in prostitution sting wearing maid's uniform, chasity belt, and dog collar 3 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1759

Tin foil hat wearing dude in trouble with the law 0 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 2 1308

'Shop with a Trooper' parent leaves Walmart in handcuffs 0 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1461

Green light for driving instructors who accept sex for lessons 1 jakeXT Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1613

Moron shuts down Houston area interstate for marriage proposal 3 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1463

Alaska woman found with quite the haul inside her. 2 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 1689

NYPD: Candy bar used in apparently random attack on man in subway station 1 LiberalElite Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1359

Senior citizens die while having sex in hot tub. 4 Kaleva Nov 2015 Dec 2015 0 2402

@_FloridaMan busted for driving 110mph without clothes 3 UrbScotty Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 1755

Bud Weisser arrested at Budweiser brewery 1 UrbScotty Dec 2015 Dec 2015 2 1620

"Christian" author robbed movie theater cause Freemasons 6 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 2 2229

Dallas man accused of cooking Chihuahua on stove suggests puppy turned up heat 13 TexasTowelie Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2509

Holding it could be deadly 4 Kaleva Nov 2015 Dec 2015 0 1922

Lancaster, Wisconsin man found guilty in beating 2 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 3828

Dumb Criminals: PA Man Takes Ambulance For Joyride, Stranding EMT Personnel And Patients 0 Initech Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1579

Indiana man arrested for stealing braaaaaaaaains 4 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Dec 2015 1 1755

"I'm going to KILL YOU!!!!!" LOL!!! 2 MADem Nov 2015 Nov 2015 3 1834

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Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Robs Convenience Store Wearing Darth Vader Mask 1 Initech Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1621

Phuc Dat Bich Is Beyond Tired of Getting Kicked Off Facebook 3 William Seger Nov 2015 Nov 2015 2 1626

Indonesian newlyweds fried and ate alleged rapist's genitals 2 ellenrr Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1606

China ‘cloning factory’ to produce cattle, racehorses and pets 0 jakeXT Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1246

Mansion owner files lawsuit over Airbnb rental that turned X-rated 0 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1289

SC man learns the hard way not to tell strippers they are overweight. 0 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1245

Man throws sandwich at another man in Fairfax shopping center parking lot and flees 8 FSogol Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 2347

Fan ejected from football game sends police 20 dozen coconut doughnuts in protest 1 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1418

Driver's education teacher charged with DUI - guess which state? 3 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 2 1604

Millions of spiders infest Tennessee neighborhood (al.com) 0 eppur_se_muova Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1287

Rome enlists American falcons to hunt starlings befouling Eternal City 1 jakeXT Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1358

Cheating Accusations Mar Zimbabwe's 'Mister Ugly' Contest 1 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1425

Dumb Criminals: After Missing Child's Birth, Utah Man Calls Bomb Threat Into Hospital 0 Initech Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1640

Now Tennessee has an entry in pervert stack 0 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1291

Iowa can hold its own when it comes to weirdness part deux 1 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1230

FBI arrests (guess) man for threatening Pinellas mosque and leaving his name in the process 2 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1376

Woman facing charges for getting angry over all-you-can-eat pancake rule 1 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1466

Florida woman calls 911 to demand cigarettes, chicken wings 1 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1472

(You know what state) woman arrested after attacking ex-lover in fight over sex position 0 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1330

Gwyenth Paltrow's Insane Holiday Gift Guide Includes $950 Toilet Paper and $90,000 Space Flight 4 Initech Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 2535

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