donny two dolls fires the latest salvo in "The War On Christmas", explainiing

[Ocelot II]

3. In his world of billionaires, kids probably do have 30 dolls.

But that's not really the point. What he's really saying to us proles is that however many toys our kids usually get for Christmas, they're only going to get about 6% as many this year, and that's just too fucking bad. Suck it up and pay my tariffs. That big Lego set they wanted where they could build skyscrapers or battleships? Nope, they get the one with just enough blocks to build a one-story house with no garage. They'll be lucky to get a stocking containing an orange and a candy cane.