We voted for Trump to fix the border, now we are milking cows alone at 4am."

[Hekate]

10. Americans are not "lazy" -- but most of us moved to cities & suburbs generations ago for better lives...

I know, I know. There are people who love that rural life, and I’m sorry for the small family farms that have all but disappeared — but we ordinary people did not invent the Agribusiness that swallowed up small farms. Our grandparents and great grandparents got jobs where they didn’t have to shovel shit, except metaphorically, and we their descendants have no clue how to milk a cow.

And that, dear red-state heartland whatever people, leaves us all dependent on immigrants from countries and cultures where they still know how to do hard physical labor. All they want is to be treated decently and give their children a chance at a better future.

But no, y’all voted for trump, and the migrants and the rest of us are all going to suffer for your dumbshittery.