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Canada Kid

(257 posts) Mon Jun 16, 2025, 11:17 AM Jun 16

New Trump Phone Network [View all]

Trump Organization just announced a new phone network. However, before you sign up...you must meet to and agree to the following terms:
1. You must wear a MAGA hat while on the phone.
2. No conversations with anyone who might be liberal, woke, LGBTQ, Latino, Black, Asian, etc.
3. Daily leave a message with "The Donald" to tell him what a wonderful president he is....extra minutes with be allocated to you equal to the amount of butt kissing you do.
4. when paying your bill, always check the box for you to make a donation to the Republican Party (min $10)

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New Trump Phone Network [View all] Canada Kid Jun 16 OP

Sadly, this could be all too real with these idjits! mwmisses4289 Jun 16 #1

And there's more!!!!!!!!! YepYep Jun 16 #2

I heard the phone design is a poop emoji, (3/4 inch bezels, made in China) Ranting Randy Jun 16 #3

You joke about it--but I'm surprised Trump hasn't already... keep_left Jun 16 #4

The first prototype is out LetMyPeopleVote Jun 16 #5

Speaking as one who worked for 45 years in the telecommunications business Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 16 #6

I SAW THE NEW PHONE!!! Canada Kid Jun 16 #7