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Totally Tunsie

(11,258 posts)
49. Think of all the DNA they've collected!
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 07:24 PM
Yesterday

Surely, someone has had the thought to retain a sheet or two for potential future use. They've "got nuttin" on Monica's blue dress!

This story is absolutely disgusting, but with what we know of the beast, entirely plausible. I wonder...did he manage a shower over the three days? No wonder people say he reeks.

He'd never apologize or even acknowledge his part in this. He probably sees nothing wrong. It's his world and the rest just clean up his physical, emotional and political messes as a matter of course. PIG!

I'm curious. On visits such as this, is the Secret Service tasked with collecting his messy residue so that other governments don't have access to presidential DNA? I'd imagine there are a number of nefarious uses to which something like could be useful, not only his but Melania's also.

Because it's always the truth: Number of days since the U.S. was last embarrassed by trump: 0

ETA: LOL catbyte, I was still typing and you beat me to it regarding days w/o embarrassment. I actually have this printed out and taped below my apartment doorbell!

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Did they take inventory of the rooms where they stayed? Autumn Yesterday #1
They removed anything with a hint of gold before... WestMichRad Yesterday #26
I know that I would PatSeg Yesterday #43
How trustworthy is "Radar Online"...? regnaD kciN Yesterday #2
Yeah, I doubt Windsor Castle staff are that loose-lipped. LisaM Yesterday #8
Think again - if it's someone they dislike, they'll gossip with the best muriel_volestrangler Yesterday #36
could be clickbait DBoon Yesterday #35
They are a tabloid. For something like this, they are not overly reliable. Wiz Imp Yesterday #45
And yet tavernier Yesterday #48
"This was Windsor Castle, not a roadside motel." Conjuay 14 hrs ago #65
They don't say "roadside motel" in England Prairie Gates 11 hrs ago #77
Yes they do. I'm not defending the piece as legitimate, I have my own doubts, but... Pacifist Patriot 6 hrs ago #92
OP should probably self-delete Hekate 10 hrs ago #80
It is not...I posted their rating..the make up stories. Escurumbele 9 hrs ago #84
Imagine being a member of the White House staff Raven123 Yesterday #3
At the WH the US taxpayer foots the bill for daily rehab of his room. Irish_Dem Yesterday #4
I am very glad to hear that he is still johnnyfins Yesterday #5
hmmm... thomski64 Yesterday #6
Wondering when all of those words will be operable for those types of sins SSJVegeta Yesterday #10
Glutony,Sloth,Lust,Greed,Envy, MLWR Yesterday #17
He's batting 1.000 WestMichRad Yesterday #29
Don't forget the other two of the Seven Deadly Sins! Trump has 'em all Attilatheblond Yesterday #42
prolly had to call in hazmat B.See Yesterday #7
Who thought it was a good idea to have him stay there? SSJVegeta Yesterday #9
Now we know ... he hasn't changed at all ... this has been his standard behavior for a long time FakeNoose Yesterday #11
Those pictures would be worth a lot of money newdeal2 Yesterday #12
Where the fuck did the SS find a KFC open at 2AM? Aviation Pro Yesterday #13
There are Golden Arches in London. 3Hotdogs Yesterday #16
Still need photos, though. DinahMoeHum Yesterday #24
Somehow, I doubt the information is true. 3Hotdogs Yesterday #54
In the UK they wouldn't say "takeout boxes". Mariana 19 hrs ago #62
There's KFC in Slough, 2 miles away, with a drive-through open until 1am (nt) muriel_volestrangler Yesterday #38
Sounds like he puts fake tan on more than just his face. Irish_Dem Yesterday #14
Sounds like he never showered Bayard Yesterday #30
They say the towels were ruined. Irish_Dem 7 hrs ago #89
I thought I read that he brought his own sheets. forgotmylogin 7 hrs ago #88
Trump would leave his mess behind for others to take care of. Irish_Dem 7 hrs ago #90
The Roach Motel or... MrWowWow Yesterday #15
He is a disgusting piece of shit. LPBBEAR Yesterday #18
Shockinng a Filthy Nazi Treasonous Asshole. Traitor Cha Yesterday #19
Go Fried Chicken! Finish the job! Lucky Luciano Yesterday #20
At this point mercuryblues Yesterday #27
gross man child Evolve Dammit Yesterday #21
Good grief!!! Gives a whole new meaning to "The Ugly American". calimary Yesterday #22
I always think of Henry VIII bamagal62 Yesterday #23
"his bed sheets had been left completely orange from whatever he uses" drmeow Yesterday #25
I read that also. badhair77 Yesterday #28
Me too. llmart 14 hrs ago #67
Royal guest sheets weren't good enough? Bayard Yesterday #31
Read Trump brought his own sheets, too Deminpenn 13 hrs ago #68
Gloves enid602 8 hrs ago #86
Though I wouldn't be surprised if true, this one smells a little like just rumour. paleotn Yesterday #32
King's staff jokes Trump brought own sheets to avoid tan cream stains on royal linen LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #33
Look what he is doing Traildogbob Yesterday #34
This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #37
AI but very well done wolfie001 13 hrs ago #69
Trump enid602 Yesterday #39
Ewww StarryNite Yesterday #40
Oooh, gross! How disgusting and repulsive! liberalla Yesterday #41
Why did they even invite him? IbogaProject Yesterday #44
This Was TACO's Second Trip Over there MissouriDem47 Yesterday #46
... catbyte Yesterday #47
Think of all the DNA they've collected! Totally Tunsie Yesterday #49
New Headline......Florida man and wife trash Windsor Castle. twodogsbarking Yesterday #50
King Charles mistake was inviting him in the first place VMA131Marine Yesterday #51
I just know theres a big hunk of plaque.. BradBo Yesterday #52
The more junk food the better. iemanja Yesterday #53
Much as I believe canetoad Yesterday #55
Stolen goods PlanetPolitics Yesterday #56
I really want to believe this. It seems totally plausible SpankMe Yesterday #57
The King invited him. bottomofthehill Yesterday #58
Gag Bayard Yesterday #59
I find the story a bit over the top Stinky The Clown 23 hrs ago #60
A palace source said "takeout boxes"? Mariana 19 hrs ago #61
Was coming to say the same thing; I also doubt an English person would say "roadside motel" Prairie Gates 11 hrs ago #75
And we already know in what condition he'll be leaving "The People's House!" Rhiannon12866 14 hrs ago #63
Doesn't make sense to me... Somewhat. mwooldri 14 hrs ago #64
Source may be unreliable but as Kamala says PuraVidaDreamin 14 hrs ago #66
He's a classless cad. lark 13 hrs ago #70
Trump was disappointed SocialDemocrat61 13 hrs ago #71
God just DIE ALREADY you disgusting thing Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #72
I am guessing that, while no staff at Windsor Castle actually spoke to niyad 11 hrs ago #73
I hope it's included in the next season of The Crown Envirogal 11 hrs ago #74
I thought British people called it "takeaway" phylny 11 hrs ago #76
An article said that Orangeman brings his own bedsheets flamingdem 11 hrs ago #78
Was vs. were. GreenWave 10 hrs ago #79
Anyone shocked? BobTheSubgenius 10 hrs ago #81
That's what you get for kissing the fascist's ass. Martin68 9 hrs ago #82
I asked a cousin of mine who lives in London about this "news", he told me he has not heard about it, he gets Escurumbele 9 hrs ago #83
I had read somewhere else that Trump brought his own bedding. eggplant 9 hrs ago #85
It ain't all spray tan! Totally Tunsie 7 hrs ago #87
Dear DUers -- several people have pointed out that the source is crap, & the titillating story is unsubstantiated by.... Hekate 7 hrs ago #91
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