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Buns_of_Fire

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6. Maybe ICE will become the employer of last resort.

Reply to JI7 (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 23, 2025, 05:06 AM

Oct 2025

Because if someone is too screwed up to work at ICE, the only step left in their career path is probably volunteering to be processed as Soylent Green. Or get elected to congress under the MAGA banner (which is the next level down in terms of worth to society).

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Over 200 ICE recruits dismissed [View all] LogDog75 Oct 2025 OP

Now these rejects can band together and be their own wanna be kidnappers..they know how it's done Deuxcents Oct 2025 #1

Wish I could find a video of the line of "recruits" in blazing saddles pat_k Oct 2025 #2

Hope they all got their 50,000 dollar signing bonus chicoescuela Oct 2025 #3

Top men. colorado_ufo Oct 2025 #4

"Top men are working on it. TOP MEN..." Jack Valentino Oct 2025 #7

A similar line was in the first Men in Black movie, when Will Smith was being interviewed for the position. colorado_ufo Oct 2025 #10

Most of them have been rejected from law enforcement and military JI7 Oct 2025 #5

Maybe ICE will become the employer of last resort. Buns_of_Fire Oct 2025 #6

Translation: "They're too fat to catch an immigrant on a bicycle" Jack Valentino Oct 2025 #8

Most hired probably failed local and state police officer checks and training. TheBlackAdder Oct 2025 #9

White supremacy isn't what it's cracked up to be. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Oct 2025 #11