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GopherGal

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13. Sustained a fatal head injury in the crash

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #4)

Wed Oct 29, 2025, 12:39 PM

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due to his refusing to wear a protective helmet instead of the cheapo crown from the Party City clearance sale.

The overload of Poop Force One came about because the imbecile assigned to do the load calculation believed Dr. Bornstein's assertion that Trump's weight was 236 lbs.

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