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GopherGal

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10. Heard about a "rapidly developing" young gal in the Caribbean named Melissa

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Oct 30, 2025, 10:31 AM

Oct 30

and wanted to take her "furniture shopping", so he stopped by his dear departed buddy Epstein's place for old times' sake. Poop Force One crashed in the 180-mph winds.

Reports suggest he failed to grab any felines before the crash, but meteorologists express admiration for Melissa's eyes.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 30 OP

Not yet that I know of, but it is still early... SheltieLover Oct 30 #1

No but malaise Oct 30 #2

No. Celerity Oct 30 #3

"oh, it is all too much! A pox on your house, orange one!" hlthe2b Oct 30 #4

Hehe malaise Oct 30 #6

Melania caught him and Mike Johnson SocialDemocrat61 Oct 30 #5

I'm not a super big fan of Melania, GopherGal Oct 30 #14

Today's meme CaptainTruth Oct 30 #7

Killed in a bizarre construction accident at the East Wing of the White Housr surfered Oct 30 #8

Damn, not last night, but, we are getting closer. republianmushroom Oct 30 #9

Heard about a "rapidly developing" young gal in the Caribbean named Melissa GopherGal Oct 30 #10

Black box recording suggests there were fisticuffs over Melissa's rating GopherGal Oct 30 #12

Wandered off into the direction of this fine fellow.... Blue Owl Oct 30 #11

Looking for advice on his golf swing? GopherGal Oct 30 #13

Got wet in the rain and melted Phentex Oct 30 #15

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