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Zackzzzz

(363 posts)
16. In Vancouver, coming back to USA, the leader ordered
Thu Dec 18, 2025, 03:07 PM
Dec 2025

pat downs, wands and I went through the machine twice, setting off alarms.
On the third go through, I told the staff, please, let me show you my hip replacement scar.
In Texas, the woman wanted to take me to a private room.
I said no, so in public, she put her hands inside my pants, but over my underwear.
She questioned me as why I was wearing loose pants.

We were gifted a Xmas basket of cheeses and pates and we put them in our checked bag.
When we got home we saw the bag had been opened.
The inspectors had separated the cheese and pates into different plastic bags.
The dogs must have gone crazy over the deer liver pate.

The funniest was when we carried 2 lbs of pastrami from Katz deli in our carryon.
It was called a biomass. They let us take it home.


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Well, you voted for this. Repeatedly. Initech Dec 2025 #1
She should complain to Sean Duffy. Kid Berwyn Dec 2025 #2
Boo. Fucking. Hoo. GoCubsGo Dec 2025 #3
I have a little sympathy for what she's saying. spooky3 Dec 2025 #4
It's been like this since 9/11. Thanks to the Republicans. yardwork Dec 2025 #18
Always a good idea to allow time. Nt spooky3 Dec 2025 #20
Was she suspected of smuggling in an "illegal" immigrant? An "anchor baby"? Ping Tung Dec 2025 #5
She's trying the family business maxrandb Dec 2025 #6
Didn't daddy tell her to get to the airport 2 hrs early, Historic NY Dec 2025 #7
I am there at least 2 hours and 15 minutes early for flights. ProudMNDemocrat Dec 2025 #9
OMG, 15 whole minutes??? OUTRAGEOUS!!! tanyev Dec 2025 #8
She would have felt fine if she had dressed better and done some pull-ups while she waited Whyisthisstillclose Dec 2025 #10
The scanners used in US airports today don't expose you/your baby to danger in the first place AZJonnie Dec 2025 #11
Another one of those, it's ok iof they do it to you, BUT bluestarone Dec 2025 #12
Did she say "Do you know who my Daddy is?" maveric Dec 2025 #13
I'm sure our founding fathers wrote oodles of info about airplanes, darling. GreenWave Dec 2025 #14
Well ... President Trump Said Revolutionary War Troops 'Took Over the Airports' in His Fourth of July Speech cbabe Dec 2025 #15
In Vancouver, coming back to USA, the leader ordered Zackzzzz Dec 2025 #16
Horrible nt spooky3 Dec 2025 #17
She seems nice Renew Deal Dec 2025 #19
"How Dare They Feel Me Up?!? MineralMan Dec 2025 #21
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