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(1,805 posts) Wed Dec 24, 2025, 07:56 PM Dec 24

I know this may not sit well with some here, [View all]

and I apologize in advance, but I am planning on giving the President a couple gifts this Christmas.

The first is a life-size beautifully hand painted portrait of Obama and Biden standing in front of the White house.
The other gift is a dildo.
So if he doesn't like the portrait, he can go fuck himself with the dildo!

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I know this may not sit well with some here, [View all] 3825-87867 Dec 24 OP

Normally I would call this a waste of a perfectly good sex toy however Maru Kitteh Dec 24 #1

One of Trump's big (small) problems is that he can't get laid anymore.... Jack Valentino Dec 24 #5

Your plan is working perfectly! chouchou Dec 24 #2

I think it's just fine FoxNewsSucks Dec 24 #3

Is there a tariff on the dildo? vapor2 Dec 24 #4

In lieu of a dildo..... lastlib Dec 24 #6

Can I contribute the batteries? (n/t) PJMcK Dec 24 #7

Yes but he'll need car batteries. And electric sharks. Dave Bowman Dec 24 #12

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 50 Shades Of Blue Dec 24 #8

google ai overview says: orleans Dec 24 #9

But FIFA already did! Warning! Computer Graphic of d i l d o. usonian Dec 24 #10

I'm totally not sure you can force him to use dildo on himself, but I appreciate the sentiment. Martin68 Dec 24 #11