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Jack Valentino

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5. One of Trump's big (small) problems is that he can't get laid anymore....

Reply to Maru Kitteh (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:17 PM

Dec 24

(maybe that was ALWAYS a problem without resorting to bribes, intimidation or RAPE)

so *ucking himself seems like a plausible alternative,
which I'm sure all of us would applaud.

he should f*ck himself until he bleeds.

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I know this may not sit well with some here, [View all] 3825-87867 Dec 24 OP

Normally I would call this a waste of a perfectly good sex toy however Maru Kitteh Dec 24 #1

One of Trump's big (small) problems is that he can't get laid anymore.... Jack Valentino Dec 24 #5

Your plan is working perfectly! chouchou Dec 24 #2

I think it's just fine FoxNewsSucks Dec 24 #3

Is there a tariff on the dildo? vapor2 Dec 24 #4

In lieu of a dildo..... lastlib Dec 24 #6

Can I contribute the batteries? (n/t) PJMcK Dec 24 #7

Yes but he'll need car batteries. And electric sharks. Dave Bowman Dec 24 #12

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But FIFA already did! Warning! Computer Graphic of d i l d o. usonian Dec 24 #10

I'm totally not sure you can force him to use dildo on himself, but I appreciate the sentiment. Martin68 Dec 24 #11