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jmowreader

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20. At the sea state in the stern painting, this boat would go straight to the bottom

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #19)

Sat Dec 27, 2025, 09:52 PM

Dec 27

The water is almost to the level of the flight deck.

Somewhere else on the Internet I pointed out these ships are named after Trump's perceived character traits...because if they were named after his real ones, the first few ships in class would be the USS Corrupt, USS Bankrupt, USS Sex Fiend, USS Liar...

The USS Sex Fiend might be fun to be embarked on as a Seaman, but the comm center would quickly tire of typing "FM USS SEX FIEND BBG-3" on all their outgoing traffic.

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Critics Sink Trump's Bonkers Battleship Plans: 'Got The Design From G.I. Joe' [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 23 OP

I'm shocked they're not gold. sop Dec 23 #1

It looks like a second-rate videogame knockoff C_U_L8R Dec 23 #2

He can't even get fleece Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 24 #15

Awfully small battleship. A good name for it would be USS Mushroom. It'd still have an apt TACO connection. marble falls Dec 23 #3

You know what they say C_U_L8R Dec 23 #4

First Thing I Thought Too! ProfessorGAC Dec 24 #17

The illustration looked like the box of a model I may have assemble in the 60s. The US quit building battleships ... marble falls Dec 24 #18

It did the trick. Woodwizard Dec 23 #5

Elon Musk has leftover flat steel plates from Cybertruck bucolic_frolic Dec 23 #6

Vanity and grift. Irish_Dem Dec 23 #7

Brings to mind Reagan's "Star Wars" program PatSeg Dec 23 #8

"Trump Class" is the perfect example of an oxymoron. Dave Bowman Dec 23 #9

And I thought Hegsethwas Du916 Dec 23 #10

If it is ever built it will sink as soon as it comes off the ways. GP6971 Dec 23 #11

He never grew up past middle school fujiyamasan Dec 23 #12

Chump class ships will work as well as the elevators Hassler Dec 23 #13

Hah UTUSN Dec 23 #14

MaddowBlog-Trump names battleship class after himself, advancing his personalization crusade LetMyPeopleVote Dec 24 #16

New battleships named after Trump are 'bomb magnets' -- and will never sail: expert LetMyPeopleVote Dec 26 #19

At the sea state in the stern painting, this boat would go straight to the bottom jmowreader Dec 27 #20

USS Pedophile LetMyPeopleVote Monday #21