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Buns_of_Fire

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6. Sounds like there are enough "ifs" there to almost guarantee
Wed Jan 21, 2026, 11:48 AM
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that most of them will wind up royally hosed when all is said and done.

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To All Newly Hired ICE Agents [View all] Coldwater Yesterday OP
I read somewhere that they get a good bonus which they Tadpole Raisin Yesterday #1
Prison guards are leaving in droves TommyT139 Yesterday #5
Wow, I hadn't thought about that! I wonder how they will feel if they are indicted by a blue state Tadpole Raisin Yesterday #9
I think the key TommyT139 Yesterday #11
Hackers, we need your help now and until this ends! RockCreek 12 hrs ago #24
Joke will be on them when they decide to go work at ICE prisons when ICE hiring goes down, and it will soon. Attilatheblond Yesterday #10
My understanding was that they are going to work TommyT139 Yesterday #12
Yeah, I get that, but it seems likely a lot of them won't wanna deal with being sent to places far away & very cold Attilatheblond Yesterday #13
Here it is: TommyT139 Yesterday #14
Not to mention JokeHer Yesterday #18
10K Signing Bonus North Coast Lawyer Yesterday #17
In Dr. Dre official Compton voice: Kid Berwyn Yesterday #2
ICE just murdered someone in Compton, CA OMGWTF 20 hrs ago #21
I think they tried. The Old "Car Rammed Agent" Routine Kid Berwyn 14 hrs ago #23
In the infinite words of W.C. Fields: MarineCombatEngineer Yesterday #3
Incorrect RustyWheels Yesterday #4
Sounds like there are enough "ifs" there to almost guarantee Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #6
The Trump Doctrine ToxMarz Yesterday #7
They could have used that $50K to pay their legal fees. sop Yesterday #8
ICE will likely be gone by then Renew Deal Yesterday #15
A Trump Never Pays His Debts North Coast Lawyer Yesterday #16
Don't even ask about pensions. eppur_se_muova 23 hrs ago #19
Is this true or satire? MadameButterfly 21 hrs ago #20
Its a structured payment Coldwater 16 hrs ago #22
aka the orange asshole is pulling a putin. Javaman 6 hrs ago #25
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