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8. Trump reveals plan for Giant Golden Pyramid w. Floating Eye, like on the back of the dollar bill

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sat Jan 31, 2026, 03:09 PM

Saturday

Trump reveals plan for Giant Golden Statue of Ivanka that will be higher than Mount Everest, "like no one's ever seen".

Trump reveals plan for Giant Golden Orbital Laser Platform; will vaporize America's enemies, be shaped like a lobster, designed to induce tears in eyes of "big strong men".

Trump reveals plan for Giant Golden Fountain Of Youth; will flow with His Sacred Urine, available only to select high-dollar donors; "amazing".

Trump reveals plan for "really incredible" Giant Golden Inter-Dimensional Gate; will feature "really incredible" Teenage Pussy From Outer Space, Mr. Spock with beard.

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President Trump reveals plan to build 100,000-seat stadium for UFC White House event [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Saturday OP

if they build it to his specs it might e shabby enough to cull a few "invitation only" types. rampartd Saturday #1

No he's not. FalloutShelter Saturday #2

It will be the world's largest dweller Saturday #3

You made me laugh. Thank you! Nictuku Saturday #13

NEXT: Trump orders demolition of Capitol to make room for $10 billion Trump Coliseum. dalton99a Saturday #4

Shhhhhhh Euphoria Saturday #10

Who the hell would travel to DC to see either a UFC fight or Indy cars racing on the streets? He thinks he's a Roman sinkingfeeling Saturday #5

Well, the streets of Minneapolis already look like lions attacking Christians maxrandb Saturday #7

Caligula comes to mind, and the good news is that he was assassinated! Totally Tunsie Saturday #12

Sounds like a good time for the largest ever protest march on DC maxrandb Saturday #6

Trump reveals plan for Giant Golden Pyramid w. Floating Eye, like on the back of the dollar bill hatrack Saturday #8

That seems physically impossible without tearing down existing buildings. Nt Fiendish Thingy Saturday #9

And it would literally be impossible to build it in 4 months. Initech Saturday #19

It really is quite sad our anniversary will be celebrated by such a godawful display of tackiness. Vinca Saturday #11

It's also really sad that the worst human being in America will be the one leading the festivities. Initech Saturday #16

This is a 100,000 seat stadium canetoad Saturday #14

Yup. I was going to use UM Stadium in Ann Arbor; A HERETIC I AM Saturday #17

This is literally the modern day equivalent of Roman gladiators at the Coliseum. Initech Saturday #15

remember how his filthy disgusting fans trashed the grounds after the Charlie Kirk memorial? Takket Saturday #18