The Malaria movie is so bad...

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11. Even after all this time, I still crack up at her name. It's got so many delicious puns.

I had a cousin who was once married to a woman named Malicia. No idea how is was actually spelled, but it was like malicious. Over the years I've had some fun thinking up some alternatives (she was basically horrible, but then he was no catch himself), and every time I see Melania, I start playing around with all the nicknames again.