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(3,071 posts) Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:54 PM Thursday

Winter Olympics 'penis-gate' sparks anti-doping concerns [View all]

Extraordinary questions have arisen over the prospect of athletes injecting acid into the penis, which would theoretically increase the suit sizes of ski-jumpers and improve aerodynamics.

Preliminary events are underway in Italy, where the 2026 Games will begin in earnest on Friday, and already there have been unusual concerns around the men’s ski jumping, which is due to start on Monday.

German publication Bild has raised the question of whether athletes might inject hyaluronic acid into their penises, in a bid to increase the size of their genitalia – with the wider aim of enhanced suit sizes to improve aerodynamics.
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/winter-olympics/ski-jump-penis-injections-winter-olympics-2026-b2914655.html

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Hyaluronic Acid Penis is my Ramones cover band name. flvegan Thursday #1

... leftstreet Thursday #2

Injections in the penis are not painful if done correctly, I'm told. dickthegrouch Thursday #14

And is your hit song DevineAli Thursday #22

Huh. My, uh, friend's penis enlargement kit didn't even mention the improved ski jump aerodynamics. nt sl8 Thursday #3

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Alliepoo Thursday #6

This is one of the... 2naSalit Thursday #4

Same here. The corruption at the IOC, the bs with the soviet judges niyad Thursday #33

The Jamaican Olympics team is going to be all over this one. John1956PA Thursday #5

;-{)...... Goonch Thursday #7

This plan doesn't work for ALL Olympics events. Beartracks Thursday #8

Gives new meaning to the "hoist by his own petard" phrase. 3catwoman3 Thursday #35

One photo caption I saw read: "The Frenchman's intrusive baguette cost him a clearance." Beartracks Thursday #43

Heh, I'm thinking Disaffected Thursday #9

See #8 above. 3catwoman3 Thursday #36

Could be a boon for viewership underpants Thursday #10

How does a larger suit improve aerodynamics? quaint Thursday #11

Rate of descent Tasmanian Devil Thursday #18

I think that guy might have injected a little too much. sl8 Thursday #20

Well, then why dont they just require everyone to wear the largest size standard cup thats available, Volaris Thursday #23

Turning into a wing Tasmanian Devil Thursday #24

"Dude! Impressive wing!" WestMichRad Thursday #40

It would be good for snack storage. littlemissmartypants Thursday #30

You did it - reminded me of this classic NewHendoLib Thursday #12

"That's not my bag, baby," Men's Olympic Ski Jumper Bristlecone Thursday #13

This message was self-deleted by its author sl8 Thursday #15

AIIEEEE! DavidDvorkin Thursday #16

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Thursday #17

snicker!!! niyad Thursday #28

Hyaluronic acid is a substance naturally found in the body jmowreader Thursday #19

It is in a great many personal care products as well. niyad Thursday #26

!!! mwmisses4289 Thursday #21

This is The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion. niyad Thursday #25

"improve aerodynamics" - well, that seems counter-intuitive! UTUSN Thursday #27

I guess if... littlemissmartypants Thursday #29

... orangecrush Thursday #31

I guess size does matter. MLAA Thursday #32

Pablo Torre did a podcast chelsea0011 Thursday #34

Gives new meaning to the definition of "Aerodynamic Helmet" ToxMarz Thursday #37

OK, here's my stupid question. ananda Thursday #38

Just guessing, but... WestMichRad Thursday #41

Well, the good part is that it's hilariously funny. ananda Thursday #44

Take A Look At My Enormous Deep State Witch Thursday #39

I do love barbershop quartet harmony. 3catwoman3 Thursday #42

GROSS!!! Multichromatic Thursday #45