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34. Pablo Torre did a podcast

Thu Feb 5, 2026, 03:52 PM

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about Norwegian ski jumpers tampering with crotch area by sewing an added layer of fabric which would expand and create more aerodynamics for longer distances. This happened recently during European World Championships. Big embarrassment for country who defines ski jumping. Maybe this is the new cheat.

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