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Miles Archer

(22,244 posts) Sat Feb 7, 2026, 01:39 PM 18 hrs ago

Jeff Bezos to finance $400 million reboot of "Green Acres" starring Melania Trump as "Lisa Douglas." [View all]

IN A STUNNING AND UNEXPECTED TWIST, Bezos has cast DONALD TRUMP not as Lisa's husband Oliver, but as Hooterville con man "Mr. Haney."

More details to follow as I make them up because, well, I made all of this up.

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Jeff Bezos to finance $400 million reboot of "Green Acres" starring Melania Trump as "Lisa Douglas." [View all] Miles Archer 18 hrs ago OP

I'm glad that this is made up. markodochartaigh 18 hrs ago #1

I expected to see popsdenver 16 hrs ago #25

So hard to tell these days! Initech 16 hrs ago #31

Eric Trump will play Eb and Vance will portray Arnold. Sneederbunk 18 hrs ago #2

That's a Keeper ! chouchou 17 hrs ago #16

Eric's too dense to play Eb. OnlinePoker 16 hrs ago #23

Eric's too dense to play Eric. AZ8theist 16 hrs ago #33

I got a laugh out of that Racygrandma 15 hrs ago #34

You are definitely making it up that she would do the work it requires for real acting. Norrrm 18 hrs ago #3

Will there be Traildogbob 18 hrs ago #4

I will refrain what I am thinking when I read words Melania and Hooterville. jls4561 17 hrs ago #5

Will her husband play Arnold the pig? tinrobot 17 hrs ago #6

Is there an opening for someone to play Arnold Ziffel? Kid Berwyn 17 hrs ago #7

Sen. John Kennedy as Mr. Haney Montauk6 17 hrs ago #8

straight from central casting rampartd 11 hrs ago #42

Donny already knows the theme song Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 17 hrs ago #9

Eddie Arnold Maninacan 17 hrs ago #10

That's not his name videohead5 16 hrs ago #21

I tend to get them mixed up as well PatSeg 16 hrs ago #24

Eddie Albert was a singer too Brother Buzz 13 hrs ago #41

I Knew that he sang videohead5 11 hrs ago #44

I heard Justin Trudeau is being considered for Mr. Douglas -- great chemistry with Melania (nt) William Seger 17 hrs ago #11

No kiss on lips Norrrm 17 hrs ago #13

"It's complicated" JoseBalow 16 hrs ago #19

I remembered every word. Wonderful to sing along with it Maraya1969 17 hrs ago #12

I used to like that show. MuseRider 17 hrs ago #14

Jeff...just come to the light...tell us all about what Trump has on you and the weekly travelingthrulife 17 hrs ago #15

She might be ok as Nurse Ratched. nt JustABozoOnThisBus 16 hrs ago #17

I think Nurse Ratchet had oodles more charm! WestMichRad 16 hrs ago #18

LMAO!!! LymphocyteLover 16 hrs ago #20

Where's The Onion link? n/t aggiesal 16 hrs ago #22

better idea - cab67 16 hrs ago #26

Melania doesn't have the range that Eva Gabor had. LudwigPastorius 16 hrs ago #27

Bigger tits, though. AverageOldGuy 16 hrs ago #29

Please delete this before Trump sees it . . . AverageOldGuy 16 hrs ago #28

Steve Bannon as the Arnold the Pig n/t aggiesal 16 hrs ago #30

You beat me to it underpants 14 hrs ago #38

;-{)..... Goonch 16 hrs ago #32

Who can tell anymore . . . Scubamatt 15 hrs ago #35

Steven Cheung as Arnold Endlessmike56 15 hrs ago #36

Haha moose65 15 hrs ago #37

Could the next reboot be The Dukes of Hazzard then? flvegan 13 hrs ago #39

Had to click to see if satire or not. Phew! Ilikepurple 13 hrs ago #40

Mike Johnson can play Hank Kimble. Swede 11 hrs ago #43