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flvegan

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39. Could the next reboot be The Dukes of Hazzard then?

Sat Feb 7, 2026, 05:56 PM

16 hrs ago

Melania would be Daisy, of course. Bannon is Uncle Jesse. Don Jr and Eric as Bo and Luke, fighting over who gets to drive the car with the confederate flag on the roof, because racism. Poolboy Enrique as Enos, 100% getting in Daisy's dukes. JD Vance as Roscoe P. Coltrane. And stupid tubby DJT as Boss Hogg.

Too obvious?

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Jeff Bezos to finance $400 million reboot of "Green Acres" starring Melania Trump as "Lisa Douglas." [View all] Miles Archer 20 hrs ago OP

I'm glad that this is made up. markodochartaigh 20 hrs ago #1

I expected to see popsdenver 19 hrs ago #25

So hard to tell these days! Initech 18 hrs ago #31

Eric Trump will play Eb and Vance will portray Arnold. Sneederbunk 20 hrs ago #2

That's a Keeper ! chouchou 19 hrs ago #16

Eric's too dense to play Eb. OnlinePoker 19 hrs ago #23

Eric's too dense to play Eric. AZ8theist 18 hrs ago #33

I got a laugh out of that Racygrandma 18 hrs ago #34

You are definitely making it up that she would do the work it requires for real acting. Norrrm 20 hrs ago #3

Will there be Traildogbob 20 hrs ago #4

I will refrain what I am thinking when I read words Melania and Hooterville. jls4561 20 hrs ago #5

Will her husband play Arnold the pig? tinrobot 20 hrs ago #6

Is there an opening for someone to play Arnold Ziffel? Kid Berwyn 20 hrs ago #7

Sen. John Kennedy as Mr. Haney Montauk6 20 hrs ago #8

straight from central casting rampartd 14 hrs ago #42

Donny already knows the theme song Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 20 hrs ago #9

Eddie Arnold Maninacan 20 hrs ago #10

That's not his name videohead5 19 hrs ago #21

I tend to get them mixed up as well PatSeg 19 hrs ago #24

Eddie Albert was a singer too Brother Buzz 15 hrs ago #41

I Knew that he sang videohead5 14 hrs ago #44

I heard Justin Trudeau is being considered for Mr. Douglas -- great chemistry with Melania (nt) William Seger 20 hrs ago #11

No kiss on lips Norrrm 20 hrs ago #13

"It's complicated" JoseBalow 19 hrs ago #19

I remembered every word. Wonderful to sing along with it Maraya1969 20 hrs ago #12

I used to like that show. MuseRider 20 hrs ago #14

Jeff...just come to the light...tell us all about what Trump has on you and the weekly travelingthrulife 20 hrs ago #15

She might be ok as Nurse Ratched. nt JustABozoOnThisBus 19 hrs ago #17

I think Nurse Ratchet had oodles more charm! WestMichRad 19 hrs ago #18

LMAO!!! LymphocyteLover 19 hrs ago #20

Where's The Onion link? n/t aggiesal 19 hrs ago #22

better idea - cab67 19 hrs ago #26

Melania doesn't have the range that Eva Gabor had. LudwigPastorius 19 hrs ago #27

Bigger tits, though. AverageOldGuy 19 hrs ago #29

Please delete this before Trump sees it . . . AverageOldGuy 19 hrs ago #28

Steve Bannon as the Arnold the Pig n/t aggiesal 18 hrs ago #30

You beat me to it underpants 16 hrs ago #38

;-{)..... Goonch 18 hrs ago #32

Who can tell anymore . . . Scubamatt 18 hrs ago #35

Steven Cheung as Arnold Endlessmike56 17 hrs ago #36

Haha moose65 17 hrs ago #37

Could the next reboot be The Dukes of Hazzard then? flvegan 16 hrs ago #39

Had to click to see if satire or not. Phew! Ilikepurple 16 hrs ago #40

Mike Johnson can play Hank Kimble. Swede 14 hrs ago #43