SO...just like the Nobel Prize, the OLYMPICS are all about kissing Trump's double-wide orange ass? Did I miss anything?

[Miles Archer]

I "GET IT" on a LITERAL level.

ANYTHING that pisses off Trump is going to get called out by Trump, and we're supposed to give a fuck.

See, here's the deal.

UNLIKE OTHER "events" in the USA, where you just have to show up and have a pulse to get a participation trophy, in order to be an Olympic athlete, YOU...MUST...EARN...IT.

And in MY MIND, if you have the mental and physical stamina to become an Olympian, YOU ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK YOUR MIND.

( CAVEAT: Yes... so do all of the people who ARE NOT Olympic athletes. I'm being ironic here. Please bear with me).

But this "I MUST FELLATE TRUMP 24/7 or he will say mean things about me on his Twitter rip-off site" stuff is TIRESOME.

TRUMP BOOT-LICKERS insist that any Olympic Athlete who does not "HEART" ICE must be stripped of any medals and their Olympic status.

And these demands are coming from doughy, pasty, flabby middle-aged Republican men with flabby man tits and breath that reeks of bargain generic blended Scotch.

CONSIDER THE SOURCE.