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gab13by13

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3. I have a great idea,

Reply to deminks (Original post)

Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:35 PM

Sunday

Since Jared Kushner was the guy tasked with creating peace in the ME, why doesn't Krasnov issue an EO and let the Iranian people know that Kushner is going to be President of Iran, no negotiations.

Kushner's first edict will be to proclaim that Iran is now a secular government, no mixing of religion with state seeing as how bad it is turning out in the US.

Krasnov said that Jared will be greeted with rose petals and a statue of him in downtown Tehran.

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