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Orrex

(66,934 posts) Wed Mar 4, 2026, 07:02 AM 16 hrs ago

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Mysteriously struck by lightning after claiming to have been anointed by Jesus?

Preemptively killed by Spanish operatives because it's their turn this week?

Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 16 hrs ago OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 15 hrs ago #1

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #3

I have a dream... surfered 15 hrs ago #5

Ha! Joinfortmill 14 hrs ago #9

Nailed to a cross by cult to make him more like Jesus? SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #2

Answering the prayers of over 200 million Americans and billions worldwide, he was smited by the Lord, in Thy mercy. surfered 15 hrs ago #4

Stood too close to the highly "pumped up" faux tough Hegseth spewing and drowned in his BS? hlthe2b 14 hrs ago #6

No but malaise 14 hrs ago #7

Looks REALLY close. Joinfortmill 14 hrs ago #8

Measles.... twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #10

Tripped and fell onto his gold-colored Oval Office drapes, Wicked Blue 12 hrs ago #11