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11. Tripped and fell onto his gold-colored Oval Office drapes,

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 11:16 AM

8 hrs ago

which got wrapped around his rashy red neck and strangled him.

Despite a search, the body was not discovered until it became extremely pungent.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 12 hrs ago OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 11 hrs ago #1

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #3

I have a dream... surfered 11 hrs ago #5

Ha! Joinfortmill 10 hrs ago #9

Nailed to a cross by cult to make him more like Jesus? SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #2

No but malaise 10 hrs ago #7

Looks REALLY close. Joinfortmill 10 hrs ago #8

Measles.... twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #10

Tripped and fell onto his gold-colored Oval Office drapes, Wicked Blue 8 hrs ago #11