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PatSeg

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20. Ha, ha!

Reply to lastlib (Reply #18)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 03:30 PM

20 hrs ago

When I saw her in a congressional hearing, I found myself wondering how long did it take to put on all that makeup. Then comes the long process of removing all of it! Someone should tell her that often "less is more".

I've seen mannequins that look more natural.

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Righteous! Nailed it. deminks 23 hrs ago #1

ding. this . AllaN01Bear 20 hrs ago #21

The blanket probably had...you know, "evidence" leftstreet 23 hrs ago #2

Corey-Noem DNA is where my lower mind went too. PufPuf23 17 hrs ago #30

I LOVE Jamie Raskin Wicked Blue 23 hrs ago #3

Why was she hired in the first place? efhmc 22 hrs ago #4

She does what Trump wants. Ray Bruns 22 hrs ago #8

And she has Mar-a-lago face PatSeg 20 hrs ago #16

"Mar-A-Lago Lips"? lastlib 20 hrs ago #18

Ha, ha! PatSeg 20 hrs ago #20

She really looks like she's made of plastic. lastlib 20 hrs ago #25

And with acrylic hair PatSeg 19 hrs ago #27

Tammy Faye Bakker acolyte. nt Wednesdays 18 hrs ago #28

Oh, I'd forgotten about Tammy Faye PatSeg 17 hrs ago #29

just like her boss Donald Trump. OGBuzz 3 hrs ago #32

Exactly PatSeg 1 hr ago #34

Yep. Loyalty. Same reason they all were hired. Amaryllis 20 hrs ago #23

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Zucker Bros. "Airplane" Scene Prof. P.E. Name 22 hrs ago #5

He left out . . . AverageOldGuy 22 hrs ago #6

It's a brilliant put-down, but it won't have any discernible effect on how this Gov't operates. TheRickles 22 hrs ago #7

If only that pilot had a parachute and left the plane when he was fired... cojoel 21 hrs ago #10

Makes perfect sense.. Permanut 21 hrs ago #12

Yeah..and the OTHER pilot would have told that DIPSHIT that legally I can't fly this Bengus81 21 hrs ago #13

Didn't she used to have children? colorado_ufo 21 hrs ago #11

When does Mr. Puppykiller file for divorce? Bengus81 20 hrs ago #14

If that would have happened to me, I'd have been like...okay! jmowreader 20 hrs ago #15

"...a little bit too close to the sun.".... lastlib 20 hrs ago #17

...on her wings of racism and hatred.... Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #31

Blankie really means Noem on the Range's sex toys. Botany 20 hrs ago #19

ding . this . AllaN01Bear 20 hrs ago #22

After that flaying... GiqueCee 20 hrs ago #24

Didn't that tillis guy say noem was a farmer? I wonder if she got government farm bailout money! Tikki 20 hrs ago #26

Did her face slide off.... SergeStorms 2 hrs ago #33

Pilot should be thankful he wasn't near a gravel pit at the time. (n/t) thesquanderer 1 hr ago #35

Thank you Rep. Jamie Raskin for the magnificent burn FakeNoose 32 min ago #36