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The Conductor

(198 posts)
18. The Big Question!
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 07:42 AM
Mar 6

Now that Garden Noem has been moved from DHS to S.H.I.E.L.D. of the Americas, does she have to give up that private jet whoopee parlor, or does she get to use former director Nick Fury's flying aircraft carrier?

And... Does she have to give back the collagen-lipped Mar-A-Lago face or does she get to take that with her as a door prize.

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On a more serious note: demmiblue Mar 5 #1
That slamming door on Noem's ass may catch Lewandoski's head. Two fer one! erronis Mar 5 #5
Luv my guv! 3catwoman3 Mar 5 #12
That is awesome!! Coventina Mar 5 #2
Uff-da MineralMan Mar 5 #3
Go JB Blues Heron Mar 5 #4
Kristi Nobody-wants-to-admit-they-ever-knew-her. calimary Mar 5 #6
That's funny MustLoveBeagles Mar 5 #7
Does that mean the Coast Guard commandant gets his house back? not fooled Mar 5 #8
Straight fire hibbing Mar 5 #9
Tee hee! What a birthday present! DinahMoeHum Mar 5 #10
Don't forget goat killer! pat_k Mar 5 #11
PREACH IT BROTHER JB Skittles Mar 5 #13
Lit'rally Roy Rolling Mar 5 #14
I don't know who the Democratic party will run for president markodochartaigh Mar 5 #15
Botox Barbie puppy killer bye bye and adios kimbutgar Mar 5 #16
Should have written a deliberate "typo" and leave out the "l" in public. llmart Mar 5 #17
The Big Question! The Conductor Mar 6 #18
Will the next one be any better? Linda ladeewolf Mar 6 #19
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