Solved: Instant source of boots on the ground in Iran: DRAFT ICE! Every One of them. Why?

[usonian]

• They are already "trained" (in random violence against civilians. Checks one box)
• Bonespur "victims" have already been weeded out.
• They are already government employees and must go where assigned. (saves TONS of paperwork)
• They already have weapons, and unspent budget money.
• They already have swell masks to protect from radioactive dust that bombing reactors creates.
• They (probably) already have military haircuts, and (this is big)
• Their kill to loss ratio is infinite.

Oh, and ...
• It's them or Barron.

Say, that's a damn lot of "alreadys"!!!!
Are you All Ready, Willing to kill, and Able?
GO TO IRAN
IT'S YOUR DESTINY!