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pat_k

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46. For the hell of it, I asked AI (Gemini) ...
Tue Mar 17, 2026, 11:18 PM
Mar 17

"create a jabberwocky-style poem that tells the tale of trump's evildoings."

And here is what it came up with

’Twas treason, and the orange-hued
Did tweet and bluster in the wabe;
All flimsy were the facts he spewed,
And the red caps outgrabe.

“Beware the Mar-a-Lago, son!
The jaws that lie, the claws that grab!
Beware the MAGA-bird, and shun
The frumious alt-right scab!”

He took his golden pen in hand:
Long time the constitution foe he sought—
So rested he by the Mar-a-Lago tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Donald, with eyes of flame,
Came hamberdering through the tulgey wood,
And grifted as he came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The Special Counsel went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
The indictments followed back.

“And hast thou slain the Donald-wock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas treason, and the orange-hued
Did tweet and bluster in the wabe;
All flimsy were the facts he spewed,
And the red caps outgrabe.

Should we break down the real-world events referenced in these verses, or would you like another literary parody of a different figure?







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Did anyone notice this today? [View all] yellow dahlia Mar 16 OP
He will grab Cuba by the pu**y...that's how the sick imbecile thinks... wcmagumba Mar 16 #1
Exactly. yellow dahlia Mar 16 #4
Sick and predatory. yellow dahlia Mar 16 #8
All of them. durablend Mar 17 #21
Too many to count GiqueCee Mar 17 #32
His tone and attitude is always like that when he proclaims his intentions. I want it n I can have it kinda thing Deuxcents Mar 16 #2
Mine. Mine. Mine. yellow dahlia Mar 16 #6
And when he's told no, he threatens to sue. Still hasn't paid E Jean Carroll his judgement payment Deuxcents Mar 16 #11
He's as dangerous as they come. spanone Mar 16 #3
I didn't catch it the first time I saw that clip. I just saw the clip a second time. yellow dahlia Mar 16 #5
EVERY woman (and fair amount of men) knows that type Skittles Mar 16 #7
Exactly. yellow dahlia Mar 16 #10
I guess he is planning to grab Cuba by the pussy. sheshe2 Mar 16 #9
He's trying to boost his ego and his image wnylib Mar 16 #17
He's living in a fantasy world where he's king. patphil Mar 16 #12
The Repugs in Congress have betrayed this country, IMHO. yellow dahlia Mar 16 #14
I agree, it's a terrible situation. patphil Mar 16 #15
THIS!!!! Jvp Mar 17 #19
And the 25th Amendment just sits there. Sneederbunk Mar 16 #13
That's why he loaded up the Cabinet with beholden incompetent clowns. yellow dahlia Mar 16 #16
It's like how he describes swong19104 Mar 17 #18
How dare anyone question him. yellow dahlia Mar 17 #28
This message was self-deleted by its author swong19104 Mar 17 #20
That sounds exactly like the Cha Mar 17 #22
He is every one of those things you said. yellow dahlia Mar 17 #27
Yes... I try but it still doesn't Cha Mar 17 #30
"even the worst words we can use aren't strong enough" pat_k Mar 17 #42
We need a special dictionary - devoted to chaos and the world of the deranged. yellow dahlia Mar 17 #44
Perhaps some brilliant person will write a Jabberwocky-style poem that tells the tale of the felon's evildoings. pat_k Mar 17 #45
Indeed - I was thinking of an upside down through the looking glass backwards world. yellow dahlia Mar 17 #47
For the hell of it, I asked AI (Gemini) ... pat_k Mar 17 #46
Wow - quite the rendering. yellow dahlia Mar 17 #48
Gave me a chuckle. pat_k Mar 17 #49
And even the robots know how bad he is. yellow dahlia Mar 17 #50
That's his MO. It's so disgusting ecstatic Mar 17 #23
He is indeed the enemy within. yellow dahlia Mar 17 #26
Had a similar reaction when I heard him say that. He's a fat, greedy, ego-fed goon. nt allegorical oracle Mar 17 #24
And every time we see him lately, it gets worse - if that is possible. yellow dahlia Mar 17 #25
If only Cuba could sign a mutual multigraincracker Mar 17 #29
a rapist indeed markie Mar 17 #31
"Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." milestogo Mar 17 #33
It's the same way he talks about elections! Chemical Bill Mar 17 #34
Reagan knocked over Grenada to gin up his base. markodochartaigh Mar 17 #35
He's salivating like Cuba is a 12 year old he can rape. 58Sunliner Mar 17 #36
Maybe if we tell him Cuba is 123 years old...? yellow dahlia Mar 17 #38
I wish. He would just want to kill Cuba instead. 58Sunliner Mar 18 #51
He's a fucking demonic piece of shit RandomNumbers Mar 17 #37
I concur. enigmania Mar 17 #43
He expects they won't fight back as much as Iran is doing IronLionZion Mar 17 #39
Seeing it -- it's even worse. Jaw-dropping insanity. And it seems to be dismissed as "Well, that's trump." pat_k Mar 17 #40
So much jaw-dropping insanity! yellow dahlia Mar 17 #41
Good ear! Kid Berwyn Mar 18 #52
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