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Joinfortmill

(21,135 posts) Sun Mar 29, 2026, 09:55 AM 21 hrs ago

Four Presidents Have Died In The Last Thirty Years...Who is Gonna Eulogize the F*ck sitting in the People's House? [View all]

Here's a sampling of who gave the eulogies at their funerals:

Ronald Reagan: 2004 - Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher
Gerald Ford: 2006 - President Jimmy Carter
George HW Bush: 2018 - Jon Meacham
Jimmy Carter (how could I forget, my apologies) - 2024 - President Joseph Biden

Who do you think might give a eulogy at Donald Trump's funeral?
Here are my top two choices: Lindsey Graham, if he's lucky: Otherwise, Michael Flynn

Don't hold back, people. Tell us who you really think.

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Four Presidents Have Died In The Last Thirty Years...Who is Gonna Eulogize the F*ck sitting in the People's House? [View all] Joinfortmill 21 hrs ago OP

Putin? Blues Heron 21 hrs ago #1

Ha, good one. Joinfortmill 21 hrs ago #2

Maybe Vance Fiendish Thingy 21 hrs ago #3

Three GOP presidents--recalling the late Jimmy Carter IzzaNuDay 21 hrs ago #4

Whoa, good one. Joinfortmill 21 hrs ago #5

Three options: Mike Lindell, Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes hatrack 21 hrs ago #6

Kid Rock could sing a funeral version of BAWITDABA. Initech 19 hrs ago #19

Satan would do a great job. Irish_Dem 21 hrs ago #7

I assume Sean Hannity or the Shamwow guy Johonny 21 hrs ago #8

In a perfect world, Jack Smith, Lawrence O'Donnell & Keith Olberman SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #9

A giggling Hillary Rodham Clinton mr715 17 hrs ago #22

Yes! SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #23

Lindsey Graham, Mike Johnson, Stephen Miller Ocelot II 21 hrs ago #10

AI Hitler malaise 21 hrs ago #11

Yikes! Very fitting. Joinfortmill 21 hrs ago #13

AI Donald Trump. Do you think he wants to share the spotlight? Vinca 21 hrs ago #12

Haha malaise 16 hrs ago #25

I would be honored to do it myself. Midnight Writer 20 hrs ago #14

And I would love to hear it Joinfortmill 20 hrs ago #15

"Tom the Mime" of Seaworld Orlando fame! Enter stage left 20 hrs ago #16

It'll be Ivanka. She'll Erika Kirk her way through it, fake tears flvegan 19 hrs ago #17

Kid Rot Kid Berwyn 19 hrs ago #18

Do you think there are formal plans? Should people write up a complete program? usonian 18 hrs ago #20

Erika Kirk mr715 17 hrs ago #21

The worldwide celebrations will be the only sound Donkees 17 hrs ago #24

If anyone thought Kirk's was a shameful griftapalooza, y'all ain't seen nothing yet! RockRaven 16 hrs ago #26

Pick me! Pick me! Permanut 16 hrs ago #27

You think there will BE a eulogy? LearnedHand 15 hrs ago #28

Hitler AI hologram. yourout 15 hrs ago #29

I vote for Barack Obama PCIntern 15 hrs ago #30

Goering's ghost The Wizard 15 hrs ago #31

AI Projection? Like at the Charlie Kirk funeral? mr715 11 hrs ago #34

Florida Man Kaleva 14 hrs ago #32

Weird Al Yankovic Sneederbunk 13 hrs ago #33

Excellent choice 👍 MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #35

His friend Putin or the pillow guy Renew Deal 10 hrs ago #36

Mike Johnson GoodRaisin 10 hrs ago #37