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RockRaven

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26. If anyone thought Kirk's was a shameful griftapalooza, y'all ain't seen nothing yet!

Reply to Joinfortmill (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2026, 03:38 PM

15 hrs ago

There won't be a dearth of options for eulogist, there will be competing simultaneously-broadcast events with every scammer and con in the world trying to make a buck off the mourning morons. Candy from a baby.

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