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at140

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18. In my experience as a golfer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 09:54 AM

Friday

I observed all 500 members at the private golf club. Even those who rode golf carts and drank at the bar, seldom died from heart attacks. It was always cancer killing old members.

There is something about golf, it must protect one from heart attacks.

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