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usonian

(26,517 posts)

4. Patel is then Old Crow,

Reply to hvn_nbr_2 (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 11:33 AM

Friday

Hegseth is a murder of Crows (or just plain murderer)
Vance is NecrowPhiliac
Alex Jones is Eat Crow
Melania will never get Crow's Feet, since she is Dorian Gray (1)
And Trump is Crowk, already.

(1) She wins, because a soul can't be repossessed when it doesn't exist.
(2) Donald will dump her, because her ageless look makes him look worse every day.
He will trade one 56 for four fourteens.