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23. trump would be a lot happier if he'd just die

Fri May 8, 2026, 02:23 PM

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he'd be happier than he's ever been just by thinking of something and see how it gets created, appears, becomes real to him -- such as

speaking to large crowds who'd cheer him on
playing golf as much as he wanted on perfect courses on perfect days and never get winded
posting and posting and posting without sleeping in between
creating the most perfect golden ballroom in the universe where he could do his jerk off dance, or fox trot and tango without cankles and diapers holding him back
surround himself with the most beautiful men and women he could imagine
eat as much as he wants of the most delicious foods including mcdonald's and kfc and not gain an ounce, and never have to wait for it to be delivered
attend award ceremonies and accept the most prestigious awards that he always wanted, and more!
go into a huge golden room that contains more money than he could ever have in this lifetime

i think he should give it try

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