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FakeNoose

(42,543 posts)
25. I agree that at least the northern third of Illinois deserves Canadian occupation
Tue May 26, 2026, 09:11 AM
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... the rest of Illinois, I'm not so sure.

I'm in Pennsylvania, and we'd be delighted to receive the Canadians. I'm hoping they would deport all the nasty MAGAs to somewhere else though. Maybe somewhere in South America?

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Map of the USA after losing WWIII [View all] highplainsdem Monday OP
Yay! I'm in the European Occupation Zone. greatauntoftriplets Monday #1
I was rather thinking the same ! chouchou Monday #6
And, SCantiGOP Tuesday #24
Oh Yes. chouchou Tuesday #31
I can't tell why but I'm offended by this. mr715 Monday #2
NYC should be an independent city-state SocialDemocrat61 Tuesday #29
i bet my tacos taste even better then! ret5hd Monday #3
No need for WWIII Fiendish Thingy Monday #4
Yay! I get to go to Canada! Free healthcare and Molson Golden! Wounded Bear Monday #5
Yes but it will look like this sarisataka Monday #7
IMO, Minnesota would be immediately annexed by Canada as well. RockCreek Monday #8
Vermont too. Chipper Chat Tuesday #28
Nevermind. I see it's in. Chipper Chat Tuesday #30
Why would Mexico want the south-eastern states up to that border? Dan Monday #9
I'm good with the Euro Zone mcar Monday #10
This message was self-deleted by its author MustLoveBeagles Monday #11
Who is going to tell SC, AL, GA, and MS that they are Europeans? Renew Deal Monday #12
Who's going to tell the Europeans??? BonnieJW Monday #16
I think my far northwestern suburb of the greater Chicago area is far... 3catwoman3 Monday #13
I agree that at least the northern third of Illinois deserves Canadian occupation FakeNoose Tuesday #25
Altho they don't border each other, I understand the neologism Pennsytucky... 3catwoman3 Tuesday #27
I love Mexican food and culture, slightlv Monday #14
Pennsylvania is OK with the Canadian Occupation Zone FakeNoose Monday #15
We'd be moving to Washington or Oregon within 3 days. Enter stage left Monday #17
Oregon here.. Permanut Monday #18
The Europeans will no doubt want New Orleans peppertree Monday #19
I'm already Cali-Mex! BidenRocks Monday #20
Mar A Epsteinville could become an Air BnB owned and operated by Bad Bunny Submariner Monday #21
Fine with me I would be in Canada Tree Lady Monday #22
It would be an improvement. Wednesdays Tuesday #23
I'm good with that. Scrivener7 Tuesday #26
The California Republic will keep it's existing Bear flag and have close ties to Mexico. hunter Tuesday #32
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