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maxrandb

(17,526 posts)
17. I served 28.5 years in the Navy
Fri Jun 5, 2026, 02:18 PM
Friday

Do you have any idea how many drunkass young Sailors went out and got a tattoo? The vast majority picked a tattoo because they thought it looked "cool". They had no idea what it might symbolize. Proof in point was one young male who got an Asian symbol that didn't quite mean what he thought it might.

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Me and my brother were talking to each other
'Bout what makes a man a man
Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born
We just couldn't understand

Our old man didn't like our appearance
He said that only women wear long hair

So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
We knew what we had to do
We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
And got our arms tattooed

Welcome to my life, tattoo
I'm a man now, thanks to you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'll be there when I die
Tattoo

My dad beat me 'cause mine said "Mother"
But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
And my mother thought that was extremely rude

Welcome to my life, tattoo
We've a long time together, me and you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'll be there when I die
Tattoo

Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over
My wife is tattooed too
A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-toot-toot
Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too

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The Dems have ignored Maine for almost 30 yrs leftstreet Friday #1
Some people hate progressives with the fire of a burning sun Just_Vote_Dem Friday #2
Unfortunately a lot of liberals will ignore this Ziggy Beans Friday #3
Al Franken Wicked Blue Friday #4
I'm not thrilled with what I've learned, and I don't live in Maine. mzmolly Friday #5
Good points. yellow dahlia Friday #7
It's funny PatSeg Friday #13
I agree. I'm sure he's considered a threat. mzmolly Friday #18
That's a good point PatSeg Friday #19
Well written, max. yellow dahlia Friday #6
There are policy issues and character issues. hay rick Friday #8
Well, I know I'm not voting for Platner! MineralMan Friday #9
I said this in another post about the timing and their playbook. All people here looked at was my misuse of the word AZLD4Candidate Friday #10
Platner's "transgressions" are pretty weak tea, especialy compared to Republicans. Susan Collins herself had an affair Fil1957 Friday #11
I served 28.5 years in the Navy maxrandb Friday #17
I'm sensing some PUMA energy here wolfie001 Friday #12
Yeah, I remember the 2016 PUMAs.......... Ars Longa Friday #21
.... wolfie001 22 hrs ago #24
Apparently, one or two women Icanthinkformyself Friday #14
Kicked and recommended Uncle Joe Friday #15
But not for the totenkopf tattoo and the implausible denials... QueerDuck Friday #16
Well, unless we live in Maine, it doesn't really matter what we do. MineralMan Friday #20
I think it does make a difference maxrandb Friday #22
In that sense, you're right. MineralMan Friday #23
Didn't you start a thread on this subject a day or two ago? LAS14 20 hrs ago #34
Maine's primary election is Tuesday. MineralMan 20 hrs ago #35
To be honest all of this graham platner finger wagging reminds me of sydney sweeneys genes dsp3000 22 hrs ago #25
Planter should have a very simple responses: Chasstev365 22 hrs ago #26
Premature at best FBaggins 22 hrs ago #27
"A democracy that insists on perfection will eventually find itself represented only by people skilled at hiding sop 22 hrs ago #28
Well that hasn't happened in US, has it. LisaL 22 hrs ago #29
Your views about Platner's personal failings are quite clear. sop 21 hrs ago #30
Yes! And that's precisely what allows civil society to function and thrive maxrandb 20 hrs ago #31
Hear, hear!!!! nt LAS14 20 hrs ago #32
Democrats are in desperate need of fighters, not saints dalton99a 20 hrs ago #33
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